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Melyssa
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I dont know what to put here so im just goting to have fun with a list that I found on anothers page.

Stereotypes

(For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Remember these are supposed to be insulting, because they're proving a point.

I'm a teenager, so I must have a stereotype.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm black so I must carry a gun.
I'm blond, so I must be a ditz
I'm jamacan so I must smoke weed.
I'm haiatan so I must eat cat.
I'm asian, so I must be sexy.
I'm jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have aids.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a christian, so I must think gay people should go to hell.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm athiast so I must hate the world.
I DONT HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm southern, so I must be white trash.
I take (or used to take) anti-deprssants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm american indian, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm italian, so I must have a "big one".
I'm egyptian, so I must be a terrorist!
I have strait A's, so I must have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a vegitarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be fucking them all.
I have a bunch of girl friends, so I must be a player.
I have big boobs, so I must be a hoe.
I'm colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm russian, so I must drink a bottle of vodka per day.
I'm german, so I must be a nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
I'm brazilian, so I must have a big but.
I'm pueto rican, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm salvadorian, so I must be in ms 13.
I'm polish, so I must be greedy.
I'm hawaiian so I must be lazy.
I'm peruvian, so I must like llamas.
Im a stoner so I must be going in the wrong direction.
Im a virgin so I must be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm black so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a skater so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm aisan so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm christain so I must hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm muslim so I must be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I must be a dork.
I'm black so I must believe jesus wuz a brotha
I'm mormon so I must be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm black, so I must love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an aisan guy, so I must have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleeder, so I must be gay.
I'm a prep, so I must be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, So I must be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I must smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a nudist, so I must want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a former prostitute so I must be a whore myself.
I'm texan so I must ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH ANIMATED PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an only child so I must be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm welsh so I must love sheep
I'm scottish so I must have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m canadian, so I must talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm canadian, so I must love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a feminist, so I must have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I must be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I like VAMPIRES so I MUST like BLOOD.

I'm an albino, so I must be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer!
I'm english, so I must speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like yoai or yuri, so I must be a homophobe
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm pagan so I must sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins*
I'm pagan so I must worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm sweedish so I must be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a lesbian so I must want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am wiccan, so I must be a satanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a witch, so I must be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I dont curse, so I must be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm swedish, therefore I must be white.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm australian so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m gay so I’m after every straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be LESBIAN.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need CONVERTING.

I love marching band, so I must be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I must have no life.
I am friends with a cutter, so I must be a cutter too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING out mistakes so I MUST be an OVER-controlling perfectionist

I'm a perfectionist so I must check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I don't like to TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


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Favourite genre of music: Alternative, Mettal
Favourite style of art: Writing/Singing/Drawing
Wallpaper of choice: Lightning storm
Favourite cartoon character: Hiei/Koga/Shadow
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What movie killer are you?
by :icongoblin-beast:

I go a touch bored and ran across  this I decided to see what I get.

:iconjasonvorheesplz: Jason Vorhees:

[] You don't talk much.

[] You love your mom, a lot.

[] You do everything your parent(s) tell you to do.

[x] You don't feel you have a real goal in life.

[x] You don't like it when people come and disturb the peace and quiet of nature.

[] Youre a bad swimmer.

[] You fear drowning more than anything else.

[] You prefer walking to running.

[] You don't like it when teenagers have pre-marital sex.

[x] Youre way too anti-social.

#3/10

:iconfreddyplz: Freddy Krueger:

[] You HATE children.

[x] You like dark, dirty places.

[] You don't take good care of your teeth.

[x] You like to get your hands dirty.

[x] Your fashion style is tasteful.

[] You tell jokes that make everyone laugh.

[] You find joy in making others suffer.

[x] You will seek out revenge if people have done you wrong.

[x] You don't mind not looking "attractive".

[x] Youre creative.

#6/10

:iconmichaelmyersplz: Michael Myers:

[x] You dislike your family members.

[] You don't care if anything tries to get in your way.

[x] You have a goal you're determined to reach.

[x] You like pumpkins.  

[] You have a doctor who's obsessed with you.  

[x] Halloween is your favorite holiday.

[] Why run when you can walk?

[] You dont want people to see your face.

[x] You can show mercy. (for at least 3 seconds.)

[x] You may not want to be doing what you're doing.

#6/10

:iconleatherfaceplz: Leatherface:

[] You love your family.

[x] There's nothing wrong with cannibalism.

[] There's nothing wrong with incest.

[x] You act impulsively out of fear.  

[x] Your artistic, you love to build things.

[x] You can cook.

[x] Dinner guests are always welcomed.

[x] You don't like it when strangers trespass on your property.

[] Guns are stupid. Use a chainsaw.

[x] You have many faces.

#7/10

:iconhanniballecterplz: Hannibal Lecter:

[] You're above intelligent.

[] You use large and complicated words in most of your sentences.

[] You eat only the finest of foods.  

[x] You love to learn about people.

[] You only wish to speak to people that are on "your level."

[x] Mind games are super fun.

[x] You have a comfortable and relaxed manor, but underneath all that youre an animal ready to rip everyone apart.  

[x] You have an intense stare.

[x] People can't figure you out.

[x] You enjoy classical music.

#5/10

:iconchuckyplz: Chucky:

[x] Youre bad because it's fun.

[] You just like to ruin everyone's day.

[] You flip out when you don't get what you want.

[] You hate your own body.

[x] You've got a dark sense of humor.  

[] Youre adorable.

[] You dont look very intimidating.

[] You were once a "good guy".

[x]  You look weak, but you have the ability to knock people down, somehow.

[x] You have an over the top laugh.

#4/10

:Ghostfacehasnoicon:P : Ghost face:

[x] You are a horror movie geek.

[] Everyone knows your face.

[] Youre predictable, yet still somewhat intimidating.

[] Your goal/motive is too complicated to explain.

[x] All the cops around where you live are beyond clueless.

[] Many people want to participate in what you do.  

[x] Knife, all the way.

[] You like making phone calls.

[] You like to pressure people into doing things.

[x] You look sad when really you're not.

#4/10



And the killer you relate most to is:LeatherFace? Uh ok that is interesting.

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Hey man, thanks for all the recent faves and comments on my TMM fan fics! I wrote them so long ago I honestly don't even remember what happened lmao xD
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